OK, so I read about a feminine hygiene product online yesterday (yep, lot's of time on my hands lately) and when I did a Google search, I was floored by the number of products out there that I've never even heard of. Though I'd share a few and hopefully, someone will be able to explain some to me~lol
First up that I had never heard of is Instead. The name sounds innocent enough...until I realize it's a feminine "cup" What happened to good old Kotex and Playtex? Instead? Anyway...you go figure it out...
OK, next up is Brown Betty. Are women really worried that guys will notice that the carpet doesn't match the wallpaper? Is there really a woman on earth that feels the need to dye her hair...down there?!?!
OK, I'm willing to "go green" as much as the next person, but I'm not too sure about this one. Sea Pearls Sea Sponge Tampon Maybe I'm "old school", but where's the damn string?!?! What if it gets stuck...go to the doctor and say, "Excuse me, but my Sea Pearls are stuck, can you please remove them for me?" I think not. Thank goodness for regular tampons!
OK, what about Honey Bare Butt Bleach? Hmmm? Anyone ever tried this one out? I'm sorry, but that's a "exit only" area and there should never be a reason for anyone to get close enough to even see if there's hair there... I am not bleaching. Period.
OK, for those having a tough, economic year, may I present "crocheted tampons". These are re-usable, so don't flush them!
OK, I found several others, but I'm feeling the need to grab a quick shower and thank my lucky starts that I know all about Kotex and Playtex and they are my friends. Nope, not going to "butt wax" while I'm in the shower nor am I going to do a product review for Brown Betty. I've said enough on the topic of feminine hygiene today to last me...well... a long time:-)
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