This year, it seems that there are so many Christmas ornaments that it's hard to decide which one's to post~lol There are so many horrific, tacky and down right ugly ornaments to choose from, but choose I must...
OK, I'll start off with something someone may really want...I'm not sure what kind of message this is sending to children, but let me present Pirate Santa. Seriously, I know he's cute, but who wants a Santa that is a known thief on the tree this year? And who had the audacity to actually put out Santa's eye? Do we really want children to cry around the tree for poor Santa and his long-lost eye this year?
Let's try something a little different... What about rock's painted to look like slight "special" (we all know what I mean by "special" don't we?) Mary and
David Joseph with baby Jesus. Are these slightly crazy or what? Who would want a googly-eyed Mary and
David Joseph sitting on the mantle? This is demented. I don't remember the Bible story where Mary and
David Joseph are both cross-eyed... maybe I'm wrong but... Edited due to too much wine while attempting to post. Sorry guys *looking sheepish*
So, let's try shopping for a new hat... Nothing says Your My BFF like a green felt hat that has puked red feather in your hair. When I first saw this, I couldn't tell exactly what the "red stuff" was. Maybe yarn so you're look like Pipee Longstocking? Is this supposed to be an elf hat? Who knows, but hats are no longer safe from the demented gift list.
As if the red feather/crap hat wasn't bad enough, now there's a PINK elf hat that looks like a flamingo is moulting on your head. Who doesn't want flamingo feather stuck in your hair for Christmas.
OK, ok, ok...I'll throw a bone to all you "materialistic" girls out there. Who can resist a gold stiletto stocking hung by the chimney? Won't Santa get happy to see YOUR footwear this year! Talk about classy...
You do know that it was Mary and Joseph, right???
ReplyDeleteroflol - too much wine...Yep...Mary and Joseph Color me bad;-)
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