Check out the Santa's faces~roflol Some are hideous!
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Scary dolls...
OK, so what little girl doesn't want to wake up Christmas morning and find a baby doll under the Christmas tree? This year, make sure that the baby doll under the tree doesn't scare her to death~lol I know that these would certainly scare me!
"First-ever 10″ Lifelike Ashley Baby Doll! SEE and FEEL the Chest of this Exclusive Tiny Miracles(TM) Doll Rise and Fall! – This happy infant is content to nap comfortably right in the palms of your hands. Watch closely as she “breathes” in a gentle rhythm, right before your eyes!"
This doll, while I agree that it's "life-like" is disturbing on many levels, the least of which is the cost... $69.99! Who in their right mind pays this much for a doll?!?! OK, but seriously, I'd be afraid that she'd STOP breathing~lol
OK, I'm not going to say a word about this one... other than $189.00... and ... why...
And...we're back to Etsy (they simply have so much that I can poke fun at over there~lol)
This on is slightly more disturbing than the previous or some reason...
As if "dead goth baby doll" #1 and 2 aren't bad enough...check out this "lovely" creation...
And now for a few "spare parts"...
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| Tiny Miracles Ashley Collectible Lifelike Miniature Breathing Baby Doll: So Truly Real |
This doll, while I agree that it's "life-like" is disturbing on many levels, the least of which is the cost... $69.99! Who in their right mind pays this much for a doll?!?! OK, but seriously, I'd be afraid that she'd STOP breathing~lol
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| Hot Toys' Icon series, Michael Jackson |
And...we're back to Etsy (they simply have so much that I can poke fun at over there~lol)
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| very, very old nun doll |
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| dead goth baby doll |
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As if "dead goth baby doll" #1 and 2 aren't bad enough...check out this "lovely" creation...
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| Here comes Santa Claus! He is one of my Face Sucking Vampires- hand sculpted sharp teeth |
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| Creepy fetus dolls |
And now for a few "spare parts"...
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| Necklace comprised of an antique porcelain hand painted disjointed doll leg |
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| A creepy cute without the bloody mess |
Monday, December 13, 2010
OMG! This is just nasty...
Seriously, if you have a weak stomach, do NOT read the original description on the second photo. It's not pleasant and it makes me wonder what type of person would make this... I don't know exactly what to call it... not art. Anyway, while we are talking bout this strange person...why would anyone have a collection of toilet photos... and have a "favorite"?!?!
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| The "Wishing Well" OMG! |
Now...for what was removed from the description before I found it. Thanks Regretsy for posting this examply of some really sick art...
Fun picks for the day...
Since it's too cold to go outside, I thought I'd do a fun picks:-) These are funky, but not too strange items that I've found on Etsy this morning.
Nothing say's Merry Christmas like a glass radio tube...
Ever wanted a figurine of yourself? Well, look what Etsy can do for you...
OK, I'm no "expert", but doesn't Santa wear red?
OK, I know some people collect strage ornaments and I've found an excellent addition to their collection...
A stocking for those that march to a different beat...
Last, but not least... "Carefully skull-pted and cast in a durable Vinyl by yours cruelly!" Yep, this was listed under Christmas~roflmao This one is worth TWO pictures... had to incldue a close-up...
Nothing say's Merry Christmas like a glass radio tube...
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| Christmas on Mars - Electronic Glass Radio Tube - Upcycled Holiday Decoration - Vintage Ornament |
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| Custom birthday gift (I assuume you are allowed to give as a Christmas gift also) |
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| Pink Wooden Santa |
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| Converse Christmas stocking |
Last, but not least... "Carefully skull-pted and cast in a durable Vinyl by yours cruelly!" Yep, this was listed under Christmas~roflmao This one is worth TWO pictures... had to incldue a close-up...
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| VonErickson's Original Stitch Choker Necklace-Natural |
I think it's funny that they call this "natural"~roflol
Feminine Hygiene "gifts"...
*WARNING: This post covers a sensitive topic. If you are a man and have no sense of humor, please check another blog for the day. If you're a woman and can't take a little "girl talk", then follow the guys:-)
OK, so I read about a feminine hygiene product online yesterday (yep, lot's of time on my hands lately) and when I did a Google search, I was floored by the number of products out there that I've never even heard of. Though I'd share a few and hopefully, someone will be able to explain some to me~lol
First up that I had never heard of is Instead. The name sounds innocent enough...until I realize it's a feminine "cup" What happened to good old Kotex and Playtex? Instead? Anyway...you go figure it out...
OK, next up is Brown Betty. Are women really worried that guys will notice that the carpet doesn't match the wallpaper? Is there really a woman on earth that feels the need to dye her hair...down there?!?!
OK, I'm willing to "go green" as much as the next person, but I'm not too sure about this one. Sea Pearls Sea Sponge Tampon Maybe I'm "old school", but where's the damn string?!?! What if it gets stuck...go to the doctor and say, "Excuse me, but my Sea Pearls are stuck, can you please remove them for me?" I think not. Thank goodness for regular tampons!
OK, what about Honey Bare Butt Bleach? Hmmm? Anyone ever tried this one out? I'm sorry, but that's a "exit only" area and there should never be a reason for anyone to get close enough to even see if there's hair there... I am not bleaching. Period.
OK, for those having a tough, economic year, may I present "crocheted tampons". These are re-usable, so don't flush them!
OK, I found several others, but I'm feeling the need to grab a quick shower and thank my lucky starts that I know all about Kotex and Playtex and they are my friends. Nope, not going to "butt wax" while I'm in the shower nor am I going to do a product review for Brown Betty. I've said enough on the topic of feminine hygiene today to last me...well... a long time:-)
OK, so I read about a feminine hygiene product online yesterday (yep, lot's of time on my hands lately) and when I did a Google search, I was floored by the number of products out there that I've never even heard of. Though I'd share a few and hopefully, someone will be able to explain some to me~lol
First up that I had never heard of is Instead. The name sounds innocent enough...until I realize it's a feminine "cup" What happened to good old Kotex and Playtex? Instead? Anyway...you go figure it out...
OK, next up is Brown Betty. Are women really worried that guys will notice that the carpet doesn't match the wallpaper? Is there really a woman on earth that feels the need to dye her hair...down there?!?!
OK, I'm willing to "go green" as much as the next person, but I'm not too sure about this one. Sea Pearls Sea Sponge Tampon Maybe I'm "old school", but where's the damn string?!?! What if it gets stuck...go to the doctor and say, "Excuse me, but my Sea Pearls are stuck, can you please remove them for me?" I think not. Thank goodness for regular tampons!
OK, what about Honey Bare Butt Bleach? Hmmm? Anyone ever tried this one out? I'm sorry, but that's a "exit only" area and there should never be a reason for anyone to get close enough to even see if there's hair there... I am not bleaching. Period.
OK, for those having a tough, economic year, may I present "crocheted tampons". These are re-usable, so don't flush them!
OK, I found several others, but I'm feeling the need to grab a quick shower and thank my lucky starts that I know all about Kotex and Playtex and they are my friends. Nope, not going to "butt wax" while I'm in the shower nor am I going to do a product review for Brown Betty. I've said enough on the topic of feminine hygiene today to last me...well... a long time:-)
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Yet more "must have" Christmas ornaments...
This year, it seems that there are so many Christmas ornaments that it's hard to decide which one's to post~lol There are so many horrific, tacky and down right ugly ornaments to choose from, but choose I must...
OK, I'll start off with something someone may really want...I'm not sure what kind of message this is sending to children, but let me present Pirate Santa. Seriously, I know he's cute, but who wants a Santa that is a known thief on the tree this year? And who had the audacity to actually put out Santa's eye? Do we really want children to cry around the tree for poor Santa and his long-lost eye this year?
Let's try something a little different... What about rock's painted to look like slight "special" (we all know what I mean by "special" don't we?) Mary andDavid Joseph with baby Jesus. Are these slightly crazy or what? Who would want a googly-eyed Mary and David Joseph sitting on the mantle? This is demented. I don't remember the Bible story where Mary and David Joseph are both cross-eyed... maybe I'm wrong but... Edited due to too much wine while attempting to post. Sorry guys *looking sheepish*
So, let's try shopping for a new hat... Nothing says Your My BFF like a green felt hat that has puked red feather in your hair. When I first saw this, I couldn't tell exactly what the "red stuff" was. Maybe yarn so you're look like Pipee Longstocking? Is this supposed to be an elf hat? Who knows, but hats are no longer safe from the demented gift list.
As if the red feather/crap hat wasn't bad enough, now there's a PINK elf hat that looks like a flamingo is moulting on your head. Who doesn't want flamingo feather stuck in your hair for Christmas.
OK, ok, ok...I'll throw a bone to all you "materialistic" girls out there. Who can resist a gold stiletto stocking hung by the chimney? Won't Santa get happy to see YOUR footwear this year! Talk about classy...
OK, I'll start off with something someone may really want...I'm not sure what kind of message this is sending to children, but let me present Pirate Santa. Seriously, I know he's cute, but who wants a Santa that is a known thief on the tree this year? And who had the audacity to actually put out Santa's eye? Do we really want children to cry around the tree for poor Santa and his long-lost eye this year?
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| One Eyed Santa |
Let's try something a little different... What about rock's painted to look like slight "special" (we all know what I mean by "special" don't we?) Mary and
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| Googly-eyed Mary and |
So, let's try shopping for a new hat... Nothing says Your My BFF like a green felt hat that has puked red feather in your hair. When I first saw this, I couldn't tell exactly what the "red stuff" was. Maybe yarn so you're look like Pipee Longstocking? Is this supposed to be an elf hat? Who knows, but hats are no longer safe from the demented gift list.
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| Demented Elf Hat |
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| Flamingo Moulting Elf Hat |
OK, ok, ok...I'll throw a bone to all you "materialistic" girls out there. Who can resist a gold stiletto stocking hung by the chimney? Won't Santa get happy to see YOUR footwear this year! Talk about classy...
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| Stiletto Christmas Stocking |
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